What an astounding deal from the good people at Asda! You can buy two Dr Oetker pizzas for the price or…erm…two. Actually looking again that’s not much of deal really but that’s not important as I wouldn’t buy these. Why? Well who buys food made by a doctor anyway, especially one with such a sinister sounding name. Dr Oetker sounds like the name of someone who should be carrying out questionable experiments in reanimating corpses in a grim Bavarian castle somewhere not producing “ristorante style” frozen pizzas.
Spotted by Andi McLoew
This may be one of the worst “bargains” that I’ve seen. Most of the time the bargain will end up saving you some insignificant amount but this one actively fleeces the casual pre-mixed drinker to the tune of £2.30! Even if this were a simple mistake and this deal intended to be “3 for £6.00″ it’d still leave the customer out of pocket.
Spotted by Mike Sanders
Shit Londoner Lee Aulsberry spotted this incredible bargain on offer at Tesco’s Lea Valley. Seeing things like this makes me wonder whether Tesco’s promotions are settled on by consulting some oracle like lunatic who arbitrarily plucks these offers out of the ether.
Bargain alert! It’s a bargain alert!! Bow down before the awesome savings on offer at Sainbury’s Waterloo. Some lucky drinker is going to save themselves one whole penny on a can of Fosters. Still, £1.48 is still waaaay to much to pay for a can of warm Fosters. It tastes like weak, hop flavoured, piss water and has been scientifically proven as impossible to get even remotely drunk on. This can is probably still on the shelves now and reduced down to a price of £1.47. Don’t all rush at once.
Spotted by Caroline Keyzor