Local Government

Politics, Clapton

Posted on by Patrick in East, Graffiti, Local Government, Shit London Photo | 3 Comments

Politics, Clapton

Politics is a dirty, dirty business full of infighting, back stabbing and shadowy deals. As the old adage goes “Politics is just show business for ugly people” and looking at the House of Commons on some afternoons it’s a view that’s hard to disagree with. There is a huge disconnect between “normal” people and those in Westminster and a lot of this can be blamed that on people aspiring to and becoming career politicians without having had any real experience of the outside world. This can produce a certain breed of socially maladjusted person that is so enraptured with the machinations of politics that they effectively stand for nothing apart from themselves. If politicians were to at least try and pretend to be human people might identify with them more and listen to what they have to say. If they were to actually answer questions rather than bleat out stock media trained responses they might get people to trust them more. If they dropped the phrase “Now let me be perfectly clear….” and actually were perfectly clear instead, then perhaps people would respond to them better. If they stopped distracting us with that weird new thing where they gesture with a fist with one of their thumbs clamped firmly down on top ( a move which is neither a thumbs up – too positive…. nor a fist – too aggressive )  then maybe we’d take them seriously. That’s why I hope that the above piece of graffiti is the work of Shadow Education minister Stephen Twigg, it would show us that Twigg is an irrational human being, a flawed human being, a human being with feelings…one of us.

Spotted by Dominic Simpson

Sadly I think this is just wishful thinking, that politicians have no interest in changing and in fact things might just get worse. Watching a BBC2 documentary on young Oxbridge Tories I think we’re in for trouble in the future. Just look at the kind of books this future leader of tomorrow likes to read! Be afraid, be very afraid.

tory

 

Sign, Golders Green

Posted on by Patrick in Graffiti, Local Government, North, Shit London Photo, Signs | 1 Comment

Sign, Golders Green

Forget parking here unless you live in the area and are either a fertile man or are in possession of a container full of sperm. These council rules get more ridiculous by the day.

Spotted by Steve Reed

 

Tree, Herne Hill

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Tree, Herne Hill

Shit Londoner Josh Burrows spotted this in Herne Hill and sent it this way saying…

“This confused me for a long time. I mean, it doesn’t LOOK like a tree, it doesn’t FEEL like a tree, I couldn’t CLIMB this tree and yet there could be no mistaking that this was…a tree. Perhaps it’s a little like René Magritte’s Ceci n’est pas une pipe but even deeper and more progressive. Or maybe this is the future of urban regeneration: send men round with white paint and instructions to label grey and depressing parts of the city with nice things like ‘tree’, ‘flower’ or perhaps ‘community garden’.”

Josh may have a point there. In these austere times I could see this catching on. I only hope that certain councils aren’t reading this blog otherwise they’ll almost certainly take that idea and run with it.

Hoes, Haringey

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Hoes, Haringey

This van could belong to a community gardening project in Haringey or to an incredibly brazen pimp.
Either way it reminds me of that Ludacris song that goes “I’ve got hoes (I’ve got hoes), in different area codes”…you know, the one about the forgetful gardener.

Spotted by Jon Little

Damning, E2

Posted on by Patrick in Bleak, East, Local Government, Mysteries, Shit London Photo, Signs, Weird | 1 Comment

Damning, E2

This is a damning inditement on this block of flats by the council. How is it that they even own signs like this? What purpose do they serve? Have they fenced this area off to protect the public from the people that live within? How dirty exactly is this area? So many questions.

Spotted by Alan Gilbey