Viagra Prawn Warp sounds three random words pulled out of hat and then used to name a really terrible band you’d stumble across playing the Green Fields at Glastonbury at four in the morning. That not withstanding who’d want to eat a prawn wrap (I’m assuming that they didn’t mean “warp”…unless this is perhaps some new legal high) laced with viagra anyway? Shellfish are supposed to be natural aphrodisiacs so coupling them with chemical erection enducers could prove to be a potent and possibly calamitous mixture. Portobello Road get very dense with people during the weekend so would not be the most convenient place to get an impromptu and awkwardly long lasting boner. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.
Spotted by Angelique Neumann












