Isn’t that good that during the Olympics the residents of Hackney will be given respite from the nuclear trains that constantly trundle through their borough? I myself wasn’t even aware nuclear trains even existed. I’m guessing that they’re not nuclear powered trains because that would suggest some sort of innovation in train technology which really doesn’t sound like this country at all. So it must be trains carrying nuclear waste then, which makes me question the wisdom of sending these trains through our city in the first place? Who came up with that one? “I’ve got an idea lads! Let’s send some highly dangerous and volatile material through the most densely populated part of the country. C’mon it’ll be a laugh”