Mysteries

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Confused, Acton

I think that at some point in their lives the owner of this shop has got Irish people and Jews terribly confused. How this could happen is a mystery. Unless that is there is an isolated pocket of Irish Jews living in Acton. Anyone know?

( I’ve got a punchline to a joke in my head about this….something along the lines of “Irish Jew in the name of the law…” or something. Perhaps best left half formed)

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Refreshing Honesty, Deptford Market

Is this some refreshing honesty from a market stall or is the casual passer by being subtly manipulated by some cunning reverse psychology here? I only ask because I have no idea what is in these baskets but I know that for a pound I want one.

Spotted by Sharon Day

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Butcher, Bethnal Green

There are some professions, and I am completely at a loss to explain why, which have a tradition of putting mannequin-like models of themselves on the street. Butchers, cobblers and key cutters are the main offenders (cobblers and key cutters are a little more high tech and have a tendency to make these animatronic – I’ve explored this elsewhere on the blog) . Sometimes you see exactly the same model of a jolly moustachioed butcher with his huge crossed forearms standing sentry by the door. You know who I’m talking about, you’ve seen him. Never has a man looked so jolly at having hacking up dead creatures as a living. Those are the deluxe models, this looks like it might be slightly cheaper, homemade even. Why do they do this? Why these particular businesses? I genuinely want to know.

Spotted by Helene Ferro

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X Factor, Wembley

Do you want to look like a contestant on the Iranian version of the X-Factor? Of course you do. Frankly, who doesn’t these days? Well this is the place to go. I don’t know what “Treding” is but at three quid a pop I’ll give it a go.

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No Regrets, Walthamstow

What are cigregrets? They sound even more dangerous and illicit than normal cigarettes…and that makes me want one.

Spotted by Matt Spurr