Strange detritus left on Hungerford Bridge on Thursday afternoon. The hat full of change, the crutch and the sign that reads “Camera me Thank You 50p” suggest that may have belonged to an injured busker. The wig and the glasses suggest that this busker may have been recalling a 70′s era Elton John. The lack of any sign of the busker suggests that he may have flung himself to watery death in the Thames below. I could have it all wrong though. Maybe Elton John himself has been driven to distraction with all the sleepless nights new fatherhood has given him and has committed suicide from the bridge leaving his hairpiece and glasses behind him as a gift to his fans. Maybe the “Camera me Thank You 50p” is an enigmatic suicide note commenting in an abstract way on press intrusion into his life. Goodnight Elton, sweet prince.