Category Archives: Toilets

Toilet Humour, Television Centre

The BBC has a history of producing great comedy such as Fawlty Towers, The Day Today and The Office but as well as those it’s also had it’s share of stinkers like My Hero, the inexplicably popular Two Packets of Lager and a Pint of Crisps and that thing with Amanda Holden in it playing a ringmaster at a circus ( I cringed so hard upon seeing the trailer for that show that doctors had to put me into a medically induced coma for a month just to unseize my muscles ). I like the fact that here in their audience loos they’ve made the time and effort to recall the famous Mastermind catchphrase to comedic effect on a sign. Presumably Granada television have done the same thing in their studio toilets commemorating Blockbusters host Bob Holness with a plaque reading “I’ll have a pee please Bob”

Spotted by Justin Phillips whilst at a Jools Holland recording.

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Oh No, Shepherds Bush

You didn’t want to have to use the cubicle but you had no choice. You sit down and then you see this. Oh great. Is this person telling the truth or are they just playing mind games with you? Maybe they did actually wank on the lock. People do stranger things. I once saw a documentary where a man proudly boasted of having opportunistic sex with a helicopter….and not just any helicopter either. He had sex with Airwolf, the eponymous star of the 80′s TV show about a super, crime fighting helicopter. So it’s entirely possible there’s someone with a lock fetish out there.

Spotted by Sandip Mahal

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Toilet Debate, Brixton

I like the idea of “getting used to” life as if there were some other perspective that we viewed existence through before life happened. I wonder who wrote this. Perhaps this is the work of some multi-dimensional being with a predilection for late 80′s early 90′s skateboarding slang.

Spotted by Kate Bestic

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Grim Note, Tooting Broadway

Imagine having to write this notice. It’s an unpleasant task for anyone. What word do you use? Do you take yourself down to the base level of the phantom shitters that have been defiling your alleyway or do you use more delicate terminology and risk confusing them with too many syllables?

This person has gone for the latter option. I hope it worked.

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Good Point, Borough Market

Shit Londoner Kasia Trilling contacted me with this piece of earth shattering toilet graffiti discovered inside the ladies at The Market Porter pub, Borough Market. This is the kind of thoughtful/foody graffiti that you’d expect in their toilets…and they do raise a good point.

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Failed Notice, Victoria Station

How many tourists have needlessly wet themselves whilst trying to find a thirty pence piece because of this sign?

Spotted by Charlotte Junker

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