Shit Londoner Sooz Chandler … “I spotted this chap on the overground. I have no explanation for his attire – daubed in yellow face paint, he was alone, although on his mobile phone for the journey and it was the middle of the afternoon.
I almost wish I’d followed him, but I think I prefer imagining he was on his way to Canary Wharf.”
How many tourists have needlessly wet themselves whilst trying to find a thirty pence piece because of this sign?
Spotted by Charlotte Junker
The term “Rail Gourmet” is pretty much oxymoronic if you’ve ever had the misfortune of eating a grey in colour, grey in flavour sandwich on an intercity train. Not only are they an assault on your taste buds they usually part you with a substantial amount of cash. Ever wondered where the food you buy comes from though? No? Me either. And now you know I doubt you’ll be happy.
Spotted by Mikey Pitt
Oh those crazy UCL kids. I actually think they’re onto something, that all bus stops should have this done. Maybe some could even have be made into miniature urban putting greens complete with flag. Please someone do this.
Spotted by Alex Hilton
You know that special moment where you’re just emerging from deep sleep, you’re warm and cosy, maybe even snuggled up next to the one you love and then you get the feeling somethings not quite right? The bed feels a little harder than you recall, a little colder, your crotch a little wetter, your bedroom a little noisier and…erm…stationey…and oh, oh fuck my head hurts.
Spotted by Charlotte Harrison
How romantic those three little words are…”Round outher garage X”
Spotted by Susanna Hauru
