To end up in the “Dog Poo Squad” you must’ve had to have been very, very bad in a former life. The word “squad” I suppose is intended to sound dynamic but all of it’s potency is robbed by the two preceding words “Dog Poo”. Those two words are just too base, too mundane, too clunkingly depressing. To top of the ignominy of working in the squad your results ( I don’t want to think about what they were ) end up being “slammed” ( careful! ) by the local council or residents. What a thankless task this squad has. I actually feel sorry for them now.
Spotted by Dean Coughlan