New School Graffiti

Shit Londoner Tom Brogan spotted these pieces of graffiti near the end of his road. It is of course a terrible thing when a library closes down, it shouldn’t be allowed to happen and yet sadly is happening more and more in London recently. But what about if that library is closing down to become a school? That’s a difficult one. What’s more important? Unlimited access to thousands of books, free internet for all, a warm, dry place for the elderly to sit and read newspapers and murmur to each other, perhaps the last truly communal space most communities have…or a place of education for the adults of tomorrow?

I’m going for the library because I can see myself becoming a local “character” one day who’ll need all the shelter and warmth he can get during the winter months.

Tom wrote about his corner of Wandsworth : “This is the area where they gentrify the zebra crossings before you reach the opposite curb so there won’t be much urban decay to photo. This school that opens here in Bankerland next September used to be the library at the end of my street. It had been boarded up for 18 months and as soon as they put up the school posters the Graffiti appeared. It appeared on a weekend and was whited out as soon as Monday came round. Before you ask, no it wasn’t me. I wouldn’t shit in my own backyard. Glad I caught it on camera though.”

New School #1

New School #2

New School #3

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Green Machine, Whitechapel

Shit Londoner Simon Gretton sent in this photo saying “Here’s a nice Yoda bong I saw in Whitechapel the other day, not entirely sure if it’s made by Kenner.. maybe George was smoking one of these when he thought it’d be a good idea to make the phantom menace”

What is it about stoners and their taste in crappy drug paraphernalia? And when did the connection between aliens and weed first get made. I still see those “Take me to your dealer” posters for sale all over the place. They were lame when I was a teenager and the passage of time hasn’t made them any cooler.

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Toilet Debate, Brixton

I like the idea of “getting used to” life as if there were some other perspective that we viewed existence through before life happened. I wonder who wrote this. Perhaps this is the work of some multi-dimensional being with a predilection for late 80′s early 90′s skateboarding slang.

Spotted by Kate Bestic

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Barbers, East India Dock Rd

Imagine what the old look was like. And that sign looks like it has seen action that no A-frame sign should ever have to see in it’s lifetime. Has it been dragged under a lorry or perhaps set upon by a disgruntled customer with a hammer?

Spotted by Stephen Hunwick

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Fatball, South Norwood

Joey Julliard sent in this picture claiming that Palace fans are the ugliest of all football fans. His qualifications to make to make this accusation? He is one.

This needs debate. Who do you think has the ugliest fans in football?

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Shit Discount, Wimbledon

Thanks to Shit Londoner Laura Gilchrist for alerting us to the amazing saving to be had at the Wimbledon branch of Currys. Better rush down there now before all these babys are snapped up!

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