If you were to glance at this sign as you rushed past you could be forgiven for thinking that this beauty bar had hired someone calling themselves “Beauty the Rapist” which is as lopsided a moniker as I can imagine at this time of the morning. Even at their reasonable prices you’d certainly avoid getting a bikini wax or “back, sack n’ crack” at this place just to be sure you weren’t going to be the receiver of any unwanted “surprise sex”.

Spotted by Hayes Hickman